shirt.woot has a Portal inspired shirt today for $10 (free s/h to U.S.). It’ll probably sell out by the end of the day.
Wear this shirt: because you missed a chance to buy this one. Itâ€™s perfectly understandable though. It was only on sale for 97 straight weeks. Anyone could have missed it.
Donâ€™t wear this shirt: in the black forest. Especially not during hunting season! You should always wear proper orange vests so no one mistakes you for an animal.
This shirt tells the world: â€œWhy does nobody ever make jokes about the other option? You know, the grief counseling? See? You want to talk about a lie? Thatâ€™s the REAL lie in this game! And everybody just ignores it completely to talk about the cake! Thatâ€™s exactly what they WANT you to do! Sheep! All of you, sheep!â€
We call this color: And Somewhere Else Gordon Freemanâ€™Slate For Work