Pitfall Harry had jumped his way over of the alligator pit into safety since the Atari days. You too can do the same in front of your door.
Meninos is selling these 27.6 x 13.8 doormats for $50 each. Yikes. They also have the scorpion also for the same price. Yikes again. So what happens when you put these two together? Then you’re fucked.