Today at shirt.woot.com is “Son of Manio” t-shirt. $10 all day today.
Wear this shirt: a little larger than you need, so itâ€™ll cover up your plumberâ€™s butt.
Donâ€™t wear this shirt: while trying to rescue your ape father from a cage. Technically, it is canon, but itâ€™s easier if we pretend that game was just a crazy dream.
This shirt tells the world: â€œCeci nâ€™est pas une Pipeworld.â€
We call this color: Capâ€™n Lou Al-Brown-o