Wear this shirt: if your boss is a zombie Italian plumber.
Donâ€™t wear this shirt: when youâ€™re doing actual plumbing, or actual zombieing. They both leave nasty stains.
This shirt tells the world: â€œYouâ€™re about to get a bad case of drain bamage.â€
We call this color: As Long As It Destroys Their Brains, It Doesnâ€™t Matter If The Bullet Is Silver. Youâ€™re Thinking Of Werewolves.