Wear this shirt: if your boss is a zombie Italian plumber.
Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re doing actual plumbing, or actual zombieing. They both leave nasty stains.
This shirt tells the world: “You’re about to get a bad case of drain bamage.â€
We call this color: As Long As It Destroys Their Brains, It Doesn’t Matter If The Bullet Is Silver. You’re Thinking Of Werewolves.