Son of Manio

Today at shirt.woot.com is “Son of Manio” t-shirt. $10 all day today.

Wear this shirt: a little larger than you need, so it’ll cover up your plumber’s butt.

Don’t wear this shirt: while trying to rescue your ape father from a cage. Technically, it is canon, but it’s easier if we pretend that game was just a crazy dream.

This shirt tells the world: “Ceci n’est pas une Pipeworld.”

We call this color: Cap’n Lou Al-Brown-o