How To Ruin Your Kids Birthday

Now, there are lots of way to do this. I think using this Super Mario Birthday set would be the cruelest I can think of however.

This is obviously an item based on the horrible (but awesome) 80’smovie, as opposed to the Mario we’ve all come to love. No kid ever needs to eat off of Bob Hoskins face. That’s beyond scarring.

Do yourself a favor. If your kid wants a Mario theme birthday, you’re better off going with a set like this.